LEAVING ALEX JONESTOWN: Stephen Colbert on "Survival Seeds":

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Stephen Colbert on "Survival Seeds":

"When you're tilling the earth with a human femur while the sky is raining fire, you'll want a reliable supply of radicchio and mini squash."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...: CTers can come up with some of the most mentaly disturbing images possible. But don't qustion thier sanity. By chance is this guy a end time nut?; May 26, 2010 at 7:47 PM
TK said...: I must have missed this episode. But it's the kind of phrase you want to hug and feed and keep as a pet. I'm going to try and find it.; May 28, 2010 at 2:17 AM
TK said...: Coincidentally, I'm currently planting our own crisis garden, or as I like to call it, vegetable plot. With carrots, onions, lettuce beetroots and tomatoes, the coming Armageddon holds no fear for us.; May 28, 2010 at 2:57 AM
S.M. Elliott said...: Good for you, TK; now you can laugh at the rest of us as we starve in the dirt, with jackboots crushing our faces. Or something like that. Never mind that the growing season in most of Canada is like two weeks long - we should've bought Survival Seeds!!; May 28, 2010 at 6:23 PM
TK said...: Actually, as they weren't Survival SeedsTM, we're probably still screwed...

I do have a cat, though.; May 29, 2010 at 8:49 AM
S.M. Elliott said...: The Significant Other tells me the rabbit is our backup food source; he's apparently not convinced I'm as vegetarian as the rabbit is.; May 29, 2010 at 11:05 AM

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